I like them better if phantoms weren't always killing me. Outside I think, "Aw, all they need is some loving!" Then go play on some multiplayer and go, "YOU'LL GET NO LOVE FROM ME! DIE FIEND FROM HELL!"
LOL be submissive, that's a good one. I was gonna say submission net but you had a better pun than I would have. But you could also snap freeze them and push them over. That's always hilarious. Then make them explode. And oh c'mon. You're good looking at least.
And then a Vangaurd turned them into smears on a wall. Because skintight suits can't survive someone slamming into them at the speed of light. And the he died. Because his connection glitched and an Atlas squished him. Dammit Bioware.